I've already squirted two whole bottles of "no tears" baby shampoo into my daughter's face. Why is she still crying? : shittyaskscience http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/1vnz1j/ive_already_squirted_two_whole_bottles_of_no/ Saved on Jan 20, 2014 #imported:pinboard #reddit Internet Archive