ThinkGeek :: Dough-Nu-Matic

"One day, when aliens come to visit our backwater planet, they will ask the representatives from Earth to provide them with examples of the finest culinary delights humanity has to offer. One representative steps forward with a fresh pot of Jamaican Blue-mountain coffee. Another proudly hands over a bottle of Bordeaux. A third unwraps a huge block of dark chocolate. Finally, the last ambassador opens a box of a dozen hot fresh doughnuts."