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Why Vampires Live Forever | Machiel Reyneke

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 19:03:23 +0000

The one thing the longevity-vampire community has not yet learned from Dracula is operational security. Dracula operated in silence for centuries. He didn’t have a podcast. He didn’t track his erection quality on a public dashboard. He didn’t appear on Netflix. He understood that the fundamental rule of being a vampire is: don’t talk about being a vampire.

Tags: #blood #health #tech #vampires

Twitter / Friar 1 and Friar 2: Vampires are symbols for t ...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:43:46 +0000

TwoFriars: Vampires are symbols for the powerful living like parasites off of the rest of us - not sexy tortured emo hipsters w/ a restricted diet.

Tags: #blork #funny #ifttt #twitter #vampires

Anne Rice picks a fight with Stephenie Meyer: "Lestat and Louie feel sorry for vampires that sparkle"

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:31:58 +0000

Lestat and Louie feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun. They would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high school over and over again in a small town —— anymore than they would hurt the physically disabled or the mentally challenged. My vampires possess gravitas. They can afford to be merciful.

Tags: #annerice #funny #twilight #vampires #wtf

Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back | The Register

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:08:12 +0000

"Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart."

Tags: #milosevic #odd #serbia #vampires