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Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims - BBC Sport

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 19:57:55 +0000

Hyaluronic acid, which is not banned in sport, can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimetres. This would increase the surface area of their suits during competition, which, according to FIS, the international ski and snowboard federation, could increase their flight in the air.

Tags: #olympics #skiing #sports #wtf

The Two-Fisted, One-Eyed Misadventures Of Sportswriting's Last Badass

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:04:30 +0000

One week, George came in and typed up his piece, dropped it at the editor's desk, and went off into the night. The editor looked at the copy and it was utter gibberish. Lots of consonants. Remembering that George was a touch-typist, the editor took the piece, put his hands on the keyboard, but moved them one key to the side. The piece was perfect, except George had started one key over

Tags: #funny #sports #writing

StarCraft changed my life | The Verge

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:25:23 +0000

Back in the real world, at Legends, StarCraft fans continued to trickle in. We had the whole main floor to ourselves, and it finally started to fill up late in the afternoon, but "real" sports fans vastly outnumbered us for most of the day. Just after the soccer fans finally chilled out, some NY Giants fans congregated in the balcony and proceeded to be real jerks about it; one jersey-clad fan stood and pointed at us from above, as if we were a curiosity in a zoo. In a particularly tense moment, where the football fans started yelling irrationally at their own screens, StarCraft fans started chanting "MLG! MLG! MLG! MLG!," as if that would quiet the opposition.

Tags: #barcraft #gaming #sports #starcraft

Bunny rabbits compete in show jumping course: Dressage set to take world by storm | Mail Online

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:01:51 +0000

That rabbits like to hop is hardly a secret. But now European rabbit enthusiasts have harnessed their bunnies' natural talents to create a new spectator sport... rabbit showjumping.

Tags: #animals #bunnies #jumping #pets #sports

Dynamite Surfing

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 20:42:48 +0000

Wow. Surfboard + public pond + bundle of dynamite = Urban surfing. So close to a Darwin award...

Tags: #dynamite #sports #surfing #wtf

Take me out to the 'Counter-Strike' | Tech News on ZDNet

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:12:21 +0000

"There are leagues, coaches, pep talks, uniforms, corporate sponsors, loyal fans and spectators perched in stadium-style seating."

Tags: #competition #counterstrike #gaming #sports

Backyard Wrestling Turns Out To Be Self-Correcting Problem | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:24:11 +0000

Tags: #funny #morons #nifty #onion #sports #wrestling

If steroids are cheating, why isn't LASIK? By William Saletan

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 21:36:07 +0000

"If the andro that helped McGwire hit 70 home runs in 1998 was an unnatural, game-altering enhancement, what about his high-powered contact lenses?"

Tags: #baseball #doping #eyes #health #lasik #medicine #posthumanity #sports

My Eyeball Just Fell Out of Its Socket - What should I do? By Daniel Engber

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:59:31 +0000

"Get it put back in, and soon."

Tags: #eww #injury #medicine #sports

The Greatest Curling Shot Ever | MetaFilter

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:58:00 +0000

"I will never mock curling again." Holy crap, this makes me want to watch more curling.

Tags: #curling #olympics #sports

Penny Arcade! - The Sporting Life

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:29:59 +0000

"I heard the refs were paid off by ... Gay Democrats? I don't know. Who do we not like?"

Tags: #comics #football #gaming #sports

National Hockey League Players' Association: NHL CANCELS SEASON

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 11:26:43 +0000

Wow. Didn't this happen to baseball? Right about when they lost a whole bunch of fans to hockey? Greedy dumbasses, all.

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Kimmel show pulled for comments

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:11:38 +0000

"They're going to burn the city of Detroit down if the Pistons win, and it's not worth it." Hah! It'd only be an improvement!

Tags: #detroit #sports #television

This is what a dislocated elbow looks like

Fri, 21 Nov 2003 13:16:27 +0000

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