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Half Of 26-Year-Old's Memories Nintendo-Related | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:15:42 +0000

""Due to sheer repetition in his peak synaptic years for processing new information, every neural strand in Philip's basal ganglia is embedded with the Konami Code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start," McCarroll said."

Tags: #funny #gaming #neuroscience #nintendo #onion

Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 17:41:07 +0000

A troubling national report finds an increasing number of parents have found strange pipes, herbs, and other implements of shamanic activity in their teenagers' bedrooms.

Tags: #funny #onion #shamanism #video

Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:02:50 +0000

Tags: #cloning #culture #disney #funny #onion #pop

Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:46:17 +0000

"Japan finds itself in crisis, with our society and culture temporarily reverting to a pre-cyberunification era"

Tags: #disaster #funny #japan #onion #singularity

The Onion: Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:10:51 +0000

The conceit, originating on LJ, that Spirit is a disgruntled goth, while Opportunity is an what we'd call in High School days - a "social" has gone mainstream.

Tags: #funny #humor #mars #onion #science #space #via:whump

Backyard Wrestling Turns Out To Be Self-Correcting Problem | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:24:11 +0000

Tags: #funny #morons #nifty #onion #sports #wrestling

Scientists Say Venom Taken From Politicians Could Provide Medical Benefits | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:52:55 +0000

Tags: #audio #funny #news #onion #politics