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      <title>My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over | The Onion - America&#39;s Finest News Source</title>
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      <description>&#34;After 26 long years, I can finally rest easy. Twenty-six years I spent standing in front of a camera, gritting my teeth, and shilling the latest works of every hack children&#39;s book author imaginable. For 26 years, I&#39;ve told kids they could open a magical door to another world just by reading a book, when the only door it ever opened for me led to a soul-sucking career in the horrifying abyss of public television.&#xA;&#xA;But now, at last, it is over. I don&#39;t have to lie anymore. I don&#39;t have to live that nightmare.&#34;&lt;br/&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tags:&lt;/strong&gt; #education #funny #levarburton #readingrainbow&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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