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      <title>Ask a Basterd: Can I Talk on the Phone While Taking a Whiz?</title>
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      <description>&#34;No, you can&#39;t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That&#39;s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don&#39;t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don&#39;t want those followers.&#34;&lt;br/&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tags:&lt;/strong&gt; #douchbaggery #funny #lavatory #wired&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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