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DNA Lounge: 10-Dec-2011 (Sat) Wherein urine sounds better with you.

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:08:01 +0000

Turns out that our headlining DJ last night, Alan Braxe, has a bladder control problem. That's the generous explanation for why he decided, in the middle of his DJ set, to turn around and piss on our back-wall curtain instead of using the restroom which is twenty feet away.

Tags: #dna #dnalounge #dontpeeonjwz #funny #jwz #music #pee

Watch a VC use my name to sell a con. | jwz

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:18:26 +0000

He's telling you the story of, "If you bust your ass and don't sleep, you'll get rich" because the only way that people in his line of work get richer is if young, poorly-socialized, naive geniuses believe that story! Without those coat-tails to ride, VCs might have to work for a living. Once that kid burns out, they'll just slot a new one in.

Tags: #business #jwz #life #startups #vc #work

jwz - Palm WebOS Dali Clock

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000

"Let's take a moment to ponder this version and the Alto version, and just how many wasted instructions, layers of abstraction, frameworks, toolkits and outright cruft have gotten between the algorithm and the frame buffer in the intervening twenty-seven years. This program makes my phone hot. Hot, I tell you. "

Tags: #abstraction #clock #dali #javascript #jwz #palm #pre

Tip Calculator

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:55:26 +0000

"This is my first application for the Palm Pre. It's a simple restaurant tip calculator. I wrote it because there wasn't one, and it seemed an easy way to learn how to write apps for this phone. "

Tags: #apps #jwz #palm #pre

DNA Lounge: he State of California considers @dnalounge "a disorderly house injurious to the public welfare and morals"

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:29:06 +0000

Tags: #alcohol #california #dnalounge #jwz #law #welfare

jwz mixtapes

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:24:24 +0000

"I've decided to start putting together a weekly mixtape: a cassette-tape-sized chunk of music that I enjoy, and that you should enjoy too. Some will be new, some old."

Tags: #dnalounge #jwz #music #nifty

do what thou wilt

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:23:40 +0000

"For the next five minutes, you are permitted to lose your inhibitions and go wild. Do whatever you like."

Tags: #comics #freedom #funny #jwz

jwz - that was, in fact, the final straw.

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:28:53 +0000

"I bought an iMac, and now I play my music with iTunes. ... Dear Slashdot: please don't post about this. Screw you guys."

Tags: #jwz #osx