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Post by @stevemullis.net — Bluesky

Tue, 06 Oct 2026 23:28:41 +0000

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

Tags: #cars #funny #knobs

riesvile/nospace: Type fast, ignore spacebar.

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 22:05:19 +0000

Type fast, ignore spacebar.

Tags: #ai #funny #llms

Dungeons and Dryers · thega.me.uk

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 22:04:32 +0000

But last weekend, while I was running my monthly ‘Storm King’s Thunder’ D&D campaign, I asked one of the group to help me get the dryer down from the shelf. Immediately the group set to work removing the back panel and trying to figure out what was wrong with it, while still playing D&D.

Tags: #diy #dnd #funny #gaming

Conan Surprises Jordan Schlansky With Rush Singer Geddy Lee | Conan O'Brien Radio - YouTube

Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:20:21 +0000

Jordan Schlansky has a very specific favorite mastering of “Tom Sawyer” - the song that opens the show - so Conan surprises him with Geddy Lee, the lead singer of Rush, so he can ask some niche questions.

Tags: #conan #funny #music #rock #rush #teamcoco

performative-ui | AI-native React Components

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 19:29:22 +0000

AI-native React components for AI startup Components that signal how oversubscribed your funding round is.

Tags: #ai #components #design #funny #webdev

cyberpapiii/chipotlai-max: The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more.

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:46:09 +0000

The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more.

Tags: #ai #codegen #funny #llms

"How to Orchid" by Telepathic Instruments - YouTube

Wed, 06 May 2026 13:21:40 +0000

STARRING MATT BERRY JEMAINE CLEMENT

Tags: #ads #funny #music #synths

Game Quest: The Backlog Battler on Steam

Wed, 06 May 2026 12:35:30 +0000

This Arcade Hack & Slash answers the age old question: "What if the games you never play could attack you?" Fight back your backlog! The more you paid, the more damage they will do to you! (just like in real life).

Tags: #funny #gaming #steam

Times New Resistance — Abby Haddican

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 22:34:23 +0000

Introducing Times New Resistance – a Times New Roman impersonator that autocorrects the autocrats. Do you have access to the computer of an ICE apologist, white supremacist, Republican mouthpiece, right wing propagandist, or other morally bankrupt American? Install Times New Resistance and unleash some mischief.

Tags: #fonts #funny #politics

A.I. Isn't People

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:29:07 +0000

Imagine you have two machines. One you can open up and examine all of its workings, and if you give it every picture of a cat on the whole internet, it can reliably distinguish cats from non-cats. The other is a black box and it can also reliably distinguish cats from non-cats if you give it half a dozen pictures of cats, some apple sauce, and a hug. These machines sort of do the same thing, but even without knowing how the second one works I am extremely confident in saying it doesn’t work the same way as the first one.

Tags: #ai #funny #llms

The Hunt for Dark Breakfast – Ryan Moulton's Articles

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 18:08:01 +0000

“In the manifold of breakfast, are there empty subspaces? Might there be breakfasts that no one has ever had? With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of ‘dark breakfasts,’ breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?” The curtain of reality had pulled back for me, and I could no longer pretend to be ignorant of these eldritch possibilities. I furiously began to map the known breakfasts. If the dark breakfast exists, I must be able to find it in the interstices of the normal familiar world.

Tags: #breakfast #funny #horror #weird

Please Don’t Say Mean Things about the AI That I Just Invested a Billion Dollars In - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 06:50:04 +0000

Guys, enough is enough. Bullying is a serious issue, and it’s time for me to speak out. There’s an extremely hurtful narrative going around that my product, a revolutionary new technology that exists to scam the elderly and make you distrust anything you see online, is harmful to society. This slander is totally unwarranted, and I would really appreciate it if everyone would stop being so mean about this thing I just invested a billion dollars in.

Tags: #ai #funny #llms #tech

Steppin' with Jean Luc - YouTube

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:56:19 +0000

"Set buttocks to stun!"

Tags: #animaniacs #cartoons #funny #startrek

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic - The Onion

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 18:21:24 +0000

Winfrey stated that she had spent the past few months on the trail of Dr. Phil, traveling thousands of miles through the Alps, the Black Sea, the Mediterranean, the Russian wilderness, and, at one point, Los Angeles, where he was embedded with federal immigration officers. Winfrey alleged the pursuit was instigated after Dr. Phil strangled her beloved Stedman in retaliation for her refusal to create a female Dr. Phil to serve as his companion.

Tags: #drphil #frankenstein #funny #oprah

Zoppi, the lighter to quit smoking by LUCKYCO MakerWorld: Download Free 3D Models

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 19:51:57 +0000

This innovative lighter is designed to add a touch of humor to smoking cessation while delivering a powerful message When ignited, a miniature 3D-printed hand emerges, extending a symbolic middle finger—a playful "no" to cigarettes The concept leverages humor and satire to help break nicotine addiction by making the smoking experience less appealing

Tags: #3dprinting #funny #models #toys