/tags/fml/ Recent bookmarks tagged #fml Mon, 02 Nov 2026 08:24:54 +0000 http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2009053 "Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"<br/> <p><strong>Tags:</strong> #bacon #fml #food</p> Sun, 17 May 2009 15:32:04 +0000 linkding-ssg:bookmark:12226 bacon fml food http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1485215 "Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML"<br/> <p><strong>Tags:</strong> #fml #for:missadroit #funny #icecream</p> Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:10:57 +0000 linkding-ssg:bookmark:12190 fml for:missadroit funny icecream