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Lying on the Internet could soon be a federal crime

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:37:14 +0000

The US Department of Justice wants to make it a federal crime to violate the “terms of service” of any website, reports Declan McCullagh at CNet. According to this interpretation, breaching the terms of service of websites — which can be done by simply using a fake name on Facebook, lying about your weight on a dating site, or using Google if you’re under the age of 18 — could make you a criminal.

Tags: #crime #internet #law #wtf

Burglar high on bath salts breaks into family's home, puts up Christmas decorations - NY Daily News

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:37:30 +0000

Cops in Vandalia, north of Dayton, say Terry Trent, 44, was high on the designer drug when he broke into a family’s home, put up some Christmas decorations and then plopped down on a couch to watch television, local station WHIO reported.

Tags: #burglars #crime #drugs #funny #odd

Aral Balkan - My Sys-Con Nightmare

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:04:16 +0000

"Fast-forward to July 14th, 2009, when I got a Google Alert on a new Sys-Con article, penned by a certain Yeshim Deniz from Sys-Con, titled "Social Media Marketing Turkish Style" (http://internetvideo.sys-con.com/node/1017038). That article matter-of-factly stated that Sys-Con had been attacked several months ago by "a Turkish blogger … who declared 'cihad'[sic] against SYS-CON". It went on to state (about me): "this man's religious, ethnic, cultural, and national background fits into FBI's profile definition of the modern day terrorist". "

Tags: #bloggers #bullying #crime #evil #identity #slander #spammers #syscon

Theft ends in torn genitals Weird News - The Mercury - The Voice of Tasmania

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:31:08 +0000

Tags: #crime #rape #robbery #wtf

Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer | Mail Online

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:45:39 +0000

"The blows were so powerful that McCalium, who had just lunged at Mr Corti with the knife, was left looking like he had been in 'a car accident'."

Tags: #boxers #burglars #crime #facebook #funny #haha #lol #morons

Mayor: 'I lied under oath' | Freep.com | Detroit Free Press

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:48:51 +0000

"His plea deal: 120 days in jail, $1M restitution ... Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who will lose his job because he lied while under oath at a police whistle-blower trial, has just pledged to tell the truth as he prepares to admit his guilt as part of a plea deal he just struck with the Wayne County Prosecutor."

Tags: #crime #detroit #kilpatrick #mayor #michigan

Freep.com | Detroit Free Press | Detroit news, community, entertainment, yellow pages and classifieds. Serving Detroit, Michigan

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:41:39 +0000

"Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's tenure as mayor of Detroit is over. He just entered into a plea agreement, according to prosecutor Lisa Lindsey."

Tags: #crime #detroit #kilpatrick #mayor #michigan

Joe Biden says Barack Obama might pursue criminal charges against Bush administration if elected | World news | guardian.co.uk

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:43:04 +0000

Tags: #bush #crime #law #obama #politics

Grand jury indicts Alaska senator - CNN.com

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:57:04 +0000

"Alaska Republican Sen. Ted Stevens was charged Tuesday with making false statements after a wide-ranging probe into ties between an energy company and lawmakers in his home state, according to a federal indictment."

Tags: #crime #indictments #notatruck #seriesoftubes #stevens #tubes

Police: Man Stole Miami-Dade Buses, Drove Them On Routes - Jacksonville News Story - WJXT Jacksonville

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:45:33 +0000

Tags: #buses #crime #funny #theft

Detroit Prosecutor: Videogames Are 'Big Indicator Of Crime' | Game | Life from Wired.com

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:27:22 +0000

"A game to me is Candyland, Monopoly, the games we used to play as a child. Scrabble. These are games." Really? Seriously?

Tags: #crime #detroit #gaming #worthy

Two SIUE students accused of torturing man with cookies

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:56:59 +0000

"The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, Wells said."

Tags: #cookies #crime #odd

Kids in car during sex, drug bust -- Page 1 -- Times Union - Albany NY

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:56:26 +0000

"In what one officer called one of the most despicable acts he can recall, a Saratoga County woman is accused of prostituting herself and then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him."

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Dear Piece Of Trash: - July 19, 2007 - Cleveland pol sends drug suspect profanity-filled letter

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:22:39 +0000

"referred to the man as a "crack dealing piece of trash" who should "go to jail or the cemetery soon.""

Tags: #cleveland #crack #crime #funny

teendrama.com - my laptop got stolen by (the client of) a tranny hooker

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:25:43 +0000

"whatever you do don't sit on the couch!"

Tags: #crime #hooker #odd #tranny